When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.